Today in my alternate universe.

Hi guys it’s Thea! not going to be writing that much today. I have to get back to my NaNoWriMo! So here are a few things I came up with on short notice, hope they don’t suck balls! Lurve you!

Word of the day! *drum roll* Therizinosaurs! (its a dinosaur.) What the site i found it on says: Therizinosaurs are the strangest dinosaurs ever discovered. These are incredibly weird animals that baffled paleontologists for many years. The first record of their existence was the 1948 discovery of giant 3-foot long claws that certainly did not below to any known species. Maleev thought they may have come from an otherwise unknown giant chelonian (turtle).  In 1954, he named it Therizinosaurus cheloniformis

Wow thats cool… any ways! I’m going to start having a phrase of the week! Every Tuesday I will pick a phrase! It’s Tuesday!

Phrase of the week: We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Okay now its time for a cheesy joke. 

1.) Someone once said that when a Black man becomes the president, pigs will fly. Sure enough 100 days later.. “swine flew”.

Guess what! For all of you “that’s what she said” and “Shakespeare” crack heads you should be saying “Doth what she hath said.”

Now for something completely different! Weird fact: Octopi have four hearts… but so do humans if you have four people! 

My goal for this blog was to be able to teach someone at least one thing per day… Like the word of the day, or that octopi have four hearts. Xenoglossy or things like that… Alright thats the end of my blog for today! The voices tell me that a package just arrived at my door. 

P.s. Btw when someone says Brb to you while your chatting of texting to them, keep in mind that they might have had to go blow something up in the backyard with their brother and laugh at him for slightly singing his finger. Keep it in mind… 

Buh bye! =D

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