I woke up at about six this morning, my rabbit had been running wildly around his cage and thumping. 

Oh! And have fun reading a chapter of my book ill be starting on this blog!

CHAPTER 1

THE EYES

I drove slowly down a dirt road almost covered with brush, ivy, and trees. Everyone had warned me never to go down this road, especially during the night. The haunting sign at the entrance had the name All Hallows Street engraved into the decaying cracking wood. 

My car bounced up and down as I drove even farther into the deep forest. The sun had almost set but still peaked out over the horizon. I stopped the car for a few minutes as I looked at my surroundings.  Just ahead the trees started to curve over the road as if they were a roof to a long tunnel. I drove a little faster now, the worst that could could happen was that i found an old anti-social woman living in an old run-down house. 

The sun set, and the clouds blended into the dark black night, my headlights were my only guides now. The bushes grew thicker and the trees taller as I drove farther and farther into the dark forest. Winds blew through the trees and rustled them, making whistling noises. The windows began to frost over and a eerie silence suddenly came upon the forest. 

Something big moved in the bushes next to my car. I felt the blood drain from my face. I was scared now. I tried to turn the car around but one of the tires was stuck in the ivy that grew all over the road. The windows of the car began to frost, soon I could barely seen through. Again! Something very large crossed the road at blinding speed, i turned my head to look but it was gone. All i saw a large humanoid foot disappear into the bushes. It had looked exactly like a humans foot but instead of toenails it had long yellowish claws and brown hair growing all over. 

I heard something walking behind the car, loud footsteps that had the pattern of a animal with four feet. 

Something big walked under my window where I could just see it. Its back had cuts all over, many of which looked infected. Its long matted fur was a dark black that blended in with the night. I heard myself scream and something hit the back left window with enough force to shatter it. Pieces of glass littered the floor of the car and I looked back, I saw two deep red eyes staring at me, and a long yellowish claw slowly crept over the bottom of the broken window and into the car… to be continued!

Scary enough for you? Any ways next time I post a blog ill write chapter 2! 

well thats all I have for today. Buh Bye!

Hmm… what has happened in the last week… 

Today I started a new comic! Its called Super Cabbage. I’ve only done the cover so far but it’s going to be made of awesomefullness! Horray! 

Today I was thinking about guinea pigs and rabbits. I was thinking about what their 10,000,000 year old ancestors looked like. I was deeply disturbed in what I came up with… see what I thought about for a guinea pig is something that looked like a capybera with large tusks and weird little feet with large claws… that ate people… for fun. 

What I thought about for a rabbit was a 30 foot long beast with a very long tail  that had large ears that shot up above their head. I also imagined their feet having large claws that could rip a person in half, with huge back legs such as a kangaroo. there would be spikes going down their backs (like a crocodile… DON’T JUDGE ME!) they would have huge pointy teeth. And they would be carniverous… much different from the fuzzy little pal you have.

So thats what i have for today!

Big kiss! Muah!

1.) It’s christmas!!!

2.) I’ve been lazy

3.) making things out of duct-tape is effing addictive! 

Breaking news! I’m getting a rabbit! Hes all black, (so they say) and has long fur. I’m naming him Tonnerre which means thunder in french. I’m so excited… I could get him tomorrow! Or in a few days… 

Word of the day: I don’t have one because its 10:45 PM! tomorrow though I will try to blog. 

okay well it’s late and I’m really tiered so I’m going to say goodnight now! Buh bye!

Word of the day: Wobbegong. What the site says: Its a shark.

phrase of the week: Love: Starts with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a teardrop.

That was sweet… Now angry tics fire out of my nipples. Lol.

I’m having a cocktail party on Dec. 12th! It’s going to be so fun. I can’t wait, all the kids and I will hang out downstairs while the parents get waisted above us. Drinks downstairs at the kids bar will include… Soda, Juice, Eggnog, Chia tea, and root beer. It. Will. Be. AWESOME! The parents are going to have drinks that have names such as chocolate orange martini. Ha it’s going to kick butt.

Yesterday and today i made, like… 7 duct tape wallets. Fun as riding unicorns… almost. well I’m going to go now! Buh bye.

word of the day: Floccinaucinihilipilification… What it means: The action or habit of judging something to be worthless.

That’s a long effing word! 29 letters!

Now for something completely different.

I’m bored out of my mind… How about we talk about the stalk market? No… we can’t because i don’t know anything about it. We could talk about my cats? yea ok my cats. I have three cats. Noel, Grendel, and Shiva.

Noel:

Age: 8

Sex: Female

Weight: 6 Lbs.

Mood: Well tempered

Hyper scale: 6

Nice scale: 8

Fur: Long

Fur pattern: Blotches

Colors: Brown and black

Eye color: Yellow

Breed: Tortoiseshell

Spends most of her time: Knocking people over with sudden burst of energy.

Shiva:

Age: 2

Sex: Female

Weight: 13 Lbs.

Mood: Solitary

Hyper scale: 10!

Nice scale: 3

Fur: Short

Fur pattern: Stripes and dots

Colors: Black, wight, and grey

Eye color: Light blue

Breed: Balinese/ Siamese

Spends most of her time: Biting peoples hands

Grendel:

Age: 3

Sex: Female

Weight: 7 Lbs.

Mood: Loving and loyal (She’s a very loyal cat to me)

Hyper scale: 5

Nice scale: 10!

Fur: Short

Fur pattern: Big blotches

Colors: Wight and black

Eye color: Green

Breed: Tuxedo cat (not a official breed)

Spends most of her time: Grooming herself and playing with me

Yea those are my cats. Alright I’m going to go now toodles.

Word of the day: Zenzizenzizenzic! What Wikipedia says: The zenzizenzizenzic ”doeth represent the square of squares squared“, or eighth power of a number. This term was suggested by Robert Recorde, a 16th century Welsh writer of popular mathematics textbooks, in his work The Whetstone of Witte, published in 1557, although his spelling was zenzizenzizenzike.

Well its kinda late tonight and i’ve been nanowrimoing all day so I’m kinda tiered. 

I have never seen a word with six Z’s in it (then again I don’t think most people have).  

Who ever reads this, think about what makes you awesome! 

Buh bye!

Word of the day! *drum roll* Therizinosaurs! (its a dinosaur.) What the site i found it on says: Therizinosaurs are the strangest dinosaurs ever discovered. These are incredibly weird animals that baffled paleontologists for many years. The first record of their existence was the 1948 discovery of giant 3-foot long claws that certainly did not below to any known species. Maleev thought they may have come from an otherwise unknown giant chelonian (turtle).  In 1954, he named it Therizinosaurus cheloniformis. 

Wow thats cool… any ways! I’m going to start having a phrase of the week! Every Tuesday I will pick a phrase! It’s Tuesday!

Phrase of the week: We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Okay now its time for a cheesy joke. 

1.) Someone once said that when a Black man becomes the president, pigs will fly. Sure enough 100 days later.. “swine flew”.

Guess what! For all of you “that’s what she said” and “Shakespeare” crack heads you should be saying “Doth what she hath said.”

Now for something completely different! Weird fact: Octopi have four hearts… but so do humans if you have four people! 

My goal for this blog was to be able to teach someone at least one thing per day… Like the word of the day, or that octopi have four hearts. Xenoglossy or things like that… Alright thats the end of my blog for today! The voices tell me that a package just arrived at my door. 

P.s. Btw when someone says Brb to you while your chatting of texting to them, keep in mind that they might have had to go blow something up in the backyard with their brother and laugh at him for slightly singing his finger. Keep it in mind… 

Buh bye! =D

Me: Oh Mom!

Mom: What?

Me: Cheese cake!

Mom: Nah. I think I want a pie… a key lime pie. and dad can go bye it at where ever he buys the pies.

Miles: Well buying it at a store is a better idea that what I had in mind.

Me: And what was your idea?

Miles: Bringing organized crime into the idea.

Mom: What… like man kabobs?

Miles: not exactly what I had in ind but… Come get your man kabobs! Man kabobs!

Yes Daisy I know. You’re probably asking yourself right now, W.T.F Thea? It’s not my best story I know. 

That’s a little bit funny I thought. I PAINTED MY CAT BLUE!!! L.O.L!

Word of the day!!! *drum roll* Xenoglossy!!! what Wikipedia says about Xenoglossy: (pronounced /ˈziːnɵɡlɒsi/; from Greek ξένος – xenos, “foreign” and γλῶσσα – glossa, “tongue, language”) is the putative paranormal phenomenon in which a person is able to speak a language they could not have acquired by natural means. For example, a person who speaks German fluently, but who has never studied it, never been to a German-speaking country, and never associated with German speakers, would be said to exhibit xenoglossy. The existence of xenoglossy is not generally accepted by linguists and psychologists (Samarin 1976, Thomason 1984, 1987, 1996). However, psychiatrist and paranormal researcher Ian Stevenson documented several cases that he considered authentic (Stevenson, 2001).

I <3 the word of the day! (But i lurve u more Daisy!) Did i forget anything? Hmm… Oh well if i did shame on meh!

Buh bye! *Kisses 4 every1!*